Thursday, January 11, 2007

Idiot Boyfriend

Am always surprised when I talk to some young (or not) ladies, what idiots their boyfriends are. Why do they stay with such jerks?
/unanswerable.

Meanwhile, have a laugh.



Ooooooo
Ahhhhhh

I know what you want, and I know what you need
But I'm goin' screw it up, yeah
Cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am

I'm goin' take you out, and leave my wallet home
Then I use your cell phone, baby
Long distance, and I'm your boyfriend

Baby I know I'm a man who's made mistakes
I still got some learning to do
I made out with your best friend the other day, and
Now we're best friends too
Yeah Yeah

And I know what you want, and I know what you need
But I'm goin' screw it up, yeah
Cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am

And I'm goin' get you a gift, Hey! But its something I like too
Hope you like this Norelco Big trimmer with my name on it,
And I'm your boyfriend

Hey Deh Deh Deh Deh Deh
Yeah deh deh deh deh deh deh
deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh

Goin' Get real drunk,
And call my baby up at four o'clock in the morning
Wake you up
I'm an idiot!

Pick up the phone, come on
I love you
Lets get in my dad's SUV,
And we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep
Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see
We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up
How bout like, something like the Matrix

Ooooo
Ahhhhh

I can turn my boom box up, and make the bass
Smack the side of my moms couch
Yeah!

Hey baby you like fine cooking? Cause you know what?
I got a swanson's dinner in the freezer with your name on it
Check it out

Yeah!

I got a permanent wave, yeah!
I got an ogilvie home perm, baby

Uh! I Honk the horn can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Let me hear you honk it! Come on!

Let me hear you say uh uh!
Let me hear you say uh uh uh!
Let me see you say uh uh!
Let me hear you say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh yeah!
Let me hear you say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh yeah!


"Idiot Boyfriend"
JIMMY FALLON

9 Comments:

At January 11, 2007 5:50 PM, Blogger Jump to the Left said...

That was a riot.

The most idiot boyfriend I ever had was the one I call "the regular guy." He was sort of that average joe type. Heh heh heh. It was the garter belt. Really good looking, but a psychological nightmare. And of course, a stalker.

 
At January 11, 2007 5:58 PM, Blogger scott said...

I think you mean "...what idiot THEIR boyfriends are."

Sorry, Green. I couldn't resist. I make this mistake all the time, but I always double check myself when I'm calling someone else an idiot.

:)

Susan, the kids and I love this Jimmy Fallon song and video. We've got it on DVD and the kids have watched it a thousand times.

Hello, Green Libertarian.

 
At January 11, 2007 5:59 PM, Blogger scott said...

HA!

I meant to say "idiots" (as in you and me) and I said "idiot" (as in just me).

Hello again.

 
At January 11, 2007 6:37 PM, Blogger green libertarian said...

What EVER are you talking about, friend Scott?

heh heh heh

Good point.

That's hilarious that you guys have watched this a bunch of times...

 
At January 11, 2007 8:25 PM, Blogger Bay Views said...

Oh Green...What has become of you. There you were, a Goldwater Republican, and now you've spoiled it all...

It's about damn time you started your own blog instead of pissing everyone off on their's. Good on you...

 
At January 11, 2007 8:35 PM, Anonymous cc said...

I'm sending this link to my youngest daughter! She has one of those "idiot boyfriends" right now.
I love Jimmy Fallon.
Thanks for the laugh!

 
At January 11, 2007 9:10 PM, Blogger Jump to the Left said...

Love can be such a bitch.

 
At January 12, 2007 12:30 AM, Blogger green libertarian said...

"The regular guy" You know, they do try harder, Jump... ;) Garter belt, whaaaaaaa?
Love can be such a bitch.

Damn straight.

General comment or you having troubles too, sweetie?

Hey cc, good to "see" you, glad you enjoyed it, hope your daughter will get the hint.

God I am dreading my daughter having a boyfriend, it's bound to happen soon...9th grade. /shudder

HERB! My Bayview friend and banjo-picker, now wait a second, I never said Goldwater Republican, I might have said I could have been a Rockefeller Republican, after consuming sufficient beers and surrounded by hard-core red-staters.

Thanks all for stopping by.

 
At January 12, 2007 12:48 AM, Blogger Jump to the Left said...

I live for troubles, babe.
That's where I dance.

*sigh*

 

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